{"id":91,"date":"2014-01-16T19:33:45","date_gmt":"2014-01-16T19:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/?p=91"},"modified":"2016-01-20T06:55:02","modified_gmt":"2016-01-20T06:55:02","slug":"my-favorite-event-is-right-around-the-corner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Burning Man for central planners&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Davos Economic Forum&#8230;It&#8217;s my favorite silly event for people who take themselves so very seriously&#8230;.Listen to me! I have a plan&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It will feature such heavy weights as Larry Summers, George Soros, Eric Schmidt, Bono, Francois Hollande (with new mommy), Lloyd Blankfein, Goldie Hawn and so many more&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The symposiums are always enlightening but this year&#8217;s brainstorming should yield magnificent new plans for all of us serfs to ponder.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thank the Lord these Angels exist to guide us and save the planet&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Davos Economic Forum&#8230;It&#8217;s my favorite silly event for people who take themselves so very seriously&#8230;.Listen to me! I have a plan&#8230;. &nbsp; It will feature such heavy weights as Larry Summers, George Soros, Eric Schmidt, Bono, Francois Hollande (with new mommy), Lloyd Blankfein, Goldie Hawn and so many more&#8230;.. &nbsp; The symposiums are always [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":238,"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jerkstore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}